Wednesday December 8, 2021 “Uptown Funk” Mark Ronson/Bruno Mars (#5)

The number five Billboard Greatest hit of All Time is from Mick Ronson.  And who is Mark Ronson?  He's the awkward white guy who shows up occasionally in the video, and also the co-songwriter and song co-producer maybe best known for his collaborations with artists such as Duran Duran, Amy Winehouse, Adele, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Miley Cyrus, Queens of the Stone Age, and others.

The song originated from a riff that Bruno Mars and his band had been playing on tour and they were looking for a lyric until someone came up with the opening phrase about Michelle Pfieffer...and why Ms.Pfeiffer...no one is quite sure., but it set the tone for the song.

Michelle Pfiefer, referenced in the song, has said, "I was incredibly flattered. It was very cool. It was a little embarrassing at times. You know, carpool with the kids and the song comes on and my son's like… [imitates him shrinking back into his seat]. Or I'm in exercise class, and the song comes on and [sighs with exasperation]. But yeah, I love the song."

With the exception of Argentina and Ecuador, “Uptown Funk” was number one in every civilized country that you might  think of, and a couple of uncivilized ones as well and has sold over 41 million copies.  At one point, the song broke its own streaming record three times in the United Kingdom, and it also broke the record for most streamed track in the United States and worldwide in one week, with 4.8 and 15 million streams, respectively.

“Uptown Funk” is so embedded in our cultural core that it proved almost inescapable and the video that you are about to watch has been viewed 4.3 billion times...that's with a "b"...and counting.

Stay safe and well...and if you don’t believe me just watch.

This hit, that ice cold

Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold

This one for them hood girls

Them good girls straight masterpieces

Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city

Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent

Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty

 I'm too hot (hot damn)

Call the police and the fireman

I'm too hot (hot damn)

Make a dragon wanna retire man

I'm too hot (hot damn)

Say my name you know who I am

I'm too hot (hot damn)

And my band 'bout that money, break it down

 Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

Saturday night and we in the spot

Don't believe me just watch (come on)

 Don't believe me just watch uh

 Don't believe me just watch

Don't believe me just watch

Don't believe me just watch

Don't believe me just watch

Hey, hey, hey, oh

 Stop, wait a minute

Fill my cup, put some liquor in it

Take a sip, sign a check

Julio, get the stretch

Ride to Harlem, Hollywood

Jackson, Mississippi

If we show up, we gon' show out

Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy

 I'm too hot (hot damn)

Call the police and the fireman

I'm too hot (hot damn)

Make a dragon wanna retire man

I'm too hot (hot damn)

Bitch say my name you know who I am

I'm too hot (hot damn)

And my band 'bout that money

Break it down

 Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

Saturday night and we in the spot

Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch uh

 Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch

Don't believe me just watch

Hey, hey, hey, oh

 Before we leave

Lemme tell y'all a lil' something

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up uh

I said uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

 Come on, dance, jump on it

If you sexy then flaunt it

If you freaky then own it

Don't brag about it, come show me

 Come on, dance

Jump on it

If you sexy then flaunt it

Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot

Don't believe me just watch come on!

 Don't believe me just watch uh

 Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch

Don't believe me just watch

Hey, hey, hey, oh

 Uptown (woo) funk you up (come on)

Uptown funk you up (say what?)

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up (come on)

Uptown (woo) funk you up (come on)

Uptown funk you up (say what?)

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up (come on)

Uptown (woo) funk you up (come on)

Uptown funk you up (say what?)

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up (come on)

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up (say what?)

Uptown funk you up

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